|CC-0||You're either anti-copyright or just don't value your work.|
|CC-BY||You wanted to use a permissive license and weren't aware of the no-DRM clause.|
|CC-BY-SA||You're a free culture idealist who thinks copylefting their work makes some kind of difference.|
|CC-NC||You're a capitalist: no one else should be allowed make money with your work!|
|CC-NC-SA||You're an anti-capitalist: no one should be allowed make money with your work!|
|CC-ND||You have never encountered a remix that you like and think they're all trash.|
|CC-NC-ND||You were asked to put your work under a CC license but what you really wanted was "All rights reserved."|
Alternative to all: You got confused while choosing a license and the one you picked doesn't do what you think it does, much less what you want it to do.